Let’s be honest: your laundry routine says more about you than your Spotify Wrapped.
Not in a deep psychological way… but in a “why do you own three different detergents?” kind of way.
Here’s what your laundry products might be saying about your personality. No judgment. (Okay, a little.)
1. The Over-Fragrancer
Apart from laundry, you’re creating a scent experience.
If your clothes smell like a perfume aisle explosion, you probably believe “stronger scent = cleaner.” You also definitely own candles, room sprays, and a backup candle “just in case.”
Your vibe: chaotic fresh.
Your risk: headaches and itchy skin.
2. The Minimalist
You have one detergent. That’s it. No softener, no boosters, no “special formula for towels.”
Your laundry setup looks like a Pinterest board. You probably fold your clothes immediately (which makes the rest of us uncomfortable).
Your vibe: calm and slightly superior.
Your win: your laundry shelf is clean, your life feels organized.
3. The Sensitive Skin Detective
You read ingredient labels like it’s a true crime documentary.
You’ve been betrayed by detergent before. You’ve learned your lesson. You don’t trust anything that says “fresh scent” without explaining what that actually means.
Your vibe: cautious but correct.
Your win: your skin is thriving.
4. The Eco-Swapper
You’ve already switched to reusable everything.
You probably own a tote bag collection, a reusable straw, and have strong opinions about plastic packaging. Your laundry setup is clean, compact, and low waste.
Your vibe: doing the right thing without being annoying about it.
Your win: your routine makes sense.
5. The “Laundry Procrastinator”
Your laundry is a crisis that happens every two weeks.
You don’t wash clothes until you’re down to your “emergency outfit.” And somehow, you always survive.
Your vibe: living on the edge.
Your win: you’re resilient.
Your loss: you definitely own a pile called “clean-ish.”
Whatever your laundry personality is… your products should make your life easier, not harder ;)
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